Premier League

[Bjorn]

Misschien geen slecht idee om een thread per competitie te maken? Dan moeten we wat minder hard zoeken om wat leedvermaak te vinden .

Momenteel Chelsea - Manchester, met een 2-2 stand. Chelsea met 9 man na rode kaarten voor Ivanovic (doorgebroken speler neerhalen) en 2x geel voor Torres (2e geel voor schwalbe).

[Cage]

Ik denk dat je best eerst een voorstel-thread aan maakt om naar iedereen te luisteren en het dan één uur later toch aan te maken.

go chelsea! met 9! tegen manu!

[wukedadde]

Lal wat steekt die scheids uit, totaal geen schwalbe

[wukedadde]

2-3 wel offside, ze gaan content zijn bij Chelsea

[Cage]

Fameus bestolen. Nice.

[Vrieskou]

fuck you chelsea

[Cage]

geniet ervan. mss winnen jullie dit seizoen iets.

[Bjorn]

't is dat de prijzenkast van Chelsea zo gigantisch is é .

[Cage]

Voor een keer dat ManU een slecht seizoen had vorig jaar, mag ik daar toch eens mee lachen.

[Bjorn]

Ik vraag mij af of ik dezelfde wedstrijd gezien heb als deze verslaggever.

Volgens hem kreeg Torres eerst rood en daarna Ivanovic (terwijl het toch echt wel omgekeerd was) en dan dit:

De verdediging van Chelsea capituleerde echter snel. Een kwartier voor tijd maakte Javier Hernández de bevrijdende 2-3 voor Manchester United. Het doelpunt had wat van buitenspel weg, maar er werd niet gevlagd.

Ik dacht dat de herhalingen toch redelijk duidelijk waren dat het buitenspel was, maar mss zat hij gewoon in de tribune en heeft hij die niet gekregen .

[sn1p3r]

Allez, West Albion niet gewonnen maar toch een goaltje van LOEKAKOE

[DM]

Als ge het allemaal opgesomd ziet is het nog zotter dan gedacht:

The Balotelli saga so far:

£10,000 in parking fines.
Car has been impounded 27 times.
£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.
Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.
The "bib" saga.
Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.
Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.
Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.
He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.
After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"
Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.
Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.
Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.
Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"
Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.
Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.
Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.
Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.
Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.
Went in to Manchester Uni library and tried to pay off all outstanding book fines for everyone.
Adopted a stray cat which keeps going in to their training sessions.

[Nieker]

Patron

[wukedadde]

Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.

Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.

shit maat :')

[DM]

Reading - Arsenal, what the actual fuck.

[Bjorn]

Idd. Ik zag op Twitter dat het 4-0 stond, dacht alee, weer ne grote die eruit ligt. Sta ik deze morgen op, is het uiteindelijk 5-7 geworden. De laatste ploeg die in de League Cup met 7-5 verloor was trouwens ook Reading, in 1982 .

[The one and only Buffalo]

De samenvatting die ik gezien heb, duurde 40min

[Cage]

sup manu

[Sentinel]

Weer ne mooie assist van hazard:

[wukedadde]

hypnotiserend